Merlin Mann on Back to Work #55:
Contrary to what you might believe, there is a surprising amount to be...
Hours shaved off every day? Innumerable.
Lazy Sunday.
Riiiight.
Frog in the big city.
Ah, Mother’s Day, that glorious time of year when I am once again reminded that I have failed to live up to society’s expectations. Never mind, I tell myself, any day now the guys in the R&D department over at Hallmark are going to cotton on to this burgeoning market, and institute Crazy Cat Lady Day.
And when that day comes, I look forward to receiving cute little dead birds and lizards, and cards saying “Thanku 4 alwais kleening mah litta boks and makin shore I haz kleen warter. Also, 4 teh tummee rubz.” (My cats are avid fans of the LOLcats phenomenon. It annoys the heck out of me, because I KNOW that they know how to spell properly, and yet they choose not to. Teenagers, huh?)